Michael Writes Comedy

Official Website of Comedy Writer and Television Producer Michael James Nelson


The Hunting Shaq

Suddenly, the door of the SUV swung open, and out stepped Shaquille O’Neal. He was wearing fatigues, black Reebok pumps, and a black hood over his head. He was massive! Shaq slowly…

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Do You Know the Ariline Miles Game?

There’s a game being played. It’s being played all around you, both on the ground and high in the air. For some, it can be a risky game; an end goal so aggressively pursued it leads to debt. For others, they’ve mastered play with a tight grip on the rules, awarded comfort and an imbue of luxury as they…

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No Country for Bald Men

I noticed my hair was thinning when I was about 25 years old. Back in the crown area. My father is a bald man. His father was too. He seemed not to care about his lack of hair. Hell, he didn’t try to…

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Short Story

My Pain In Spain

I am Jason Bourne. Ok, I should back it up a bit. Sometimes I get ahead of myself and make a big statement just because I like the sound of it. It’s fun. You should…

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It’s Time To Laugh Again

Well, hello and welcome! What is this? How did I get here? Why am I reading these words? Will this get me laid? These are all marvelous questions you’re asking, and I promise, by the end of this…

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